Armand de Quince (villain - alias Lemon Lips) Questionable heritage/credentials
Benito Banana (hero) Brain dead do-gooder
Madam Mangoes (love interest?) Anal-aggressive, devoid of reality
Ancillary Characters
Sally Strawb - Resident Ingenue
Carrot und Schtick - Identical schizophrenic twins
Feijoa Fook - Owner-operator of Pithy's Bar
Persimmon - Nephew of Armand de Quince
Josh and the Swallows - Resident band at Pithy's Bar
Huw Jorgen - A latent legume, well endowed Swede, but alas impotent
Jack (The Frock) Froot - Cross-dressing, hypochondriacal athlete
Randy Rambutan - Foppish deviate
The Great Zucchini - Failed apprentice of Merlin the Melon
