The Twilight Zone, neither here nor there, BUT the ultimate gateway to all that beckons us.
Feijoa Fook could not believe his fortune.
Having arrived at “Chateau De Quince” to collect the enormous dept run up by Armand at “Pithy’s Bar”, Feijoaa discovered the way out of his questionable existence.
Here was the opportunity to become the entrepreneur he had always wanted to be.
Forget “ Genital Origami”, “ The Vagina Monologues”. Here was the financial means, the producer and the cast of……”The Panoply Of The Perineum”.
“Would I have to cover myself in ‘Orgasmo-Gel’ ? “. Cooed Madame Mangos.
“ Your role will be strictly ‘oral’. Feijoa checked, taking control of the assembled cast.
The key to the success of the production would be the interaction and synergy of the diversity, if not perversity, of personality disorders.
Mix Armand ’s sense of sadistic self-importance, Benito ’s pathological fear of impotence and exposure, Madame Mangos’ anal –aggressive concupiscence and Sally Strawb’s total incomprehension and you have to be on a winner, Feijoa reveled.
“Your choice of wardrobe will be totally optional and discretionary”, he said.
“ I can hardly wait for rehearsals “, Madame shrieked.
Armand had already donned his sequined latex thong.
Benito was tossing up between full body armour or a tutu and balaclava ensemble.
Sally would simply be there for ‘The Show’.
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Episode 9
“A Christmas Story” or “Fun In Cabin No. 7 On F…..g North Vancouver Island”
