Sexual Affront and Genetic Modification, being synonymous in botanical terms, are the embodiment of licentiousness. Perpetrating "Date Rape" was a logical step for Armand.
The sticky puddings that sat in bowls at Pithy's (supplied from Benito's clone farm) were slowly, but surely, being injected with "Lemon Entry Serum".
The intended end-result was that those who chose to sample the morsels would be turned into an amorphous mass of pulp-like crud. Madam Mangos reclined at the bar. Globs of viscous substance oozing down her chin.
"Mmmmmm, I just love an oral experience, don't you?" she cooed.
Josh and the Swallows had just launched in to their latest single from the CD Gulp when all hell broke loose.
"Somebody call the paramedics!" shrieked Sally Strawb.
Madam Mangos' form was changing from voluptuous to voluminous. Mouth bloating, breasts floating, legs akimbo, she slid to the floor.
"What madness my life is" thought Feijoa. "Now I'll be sued by every authority in Christendom."
From nowhere, Benito sprung to the middle of the chaos.
"Let me at her! I am experienced in matters of emergency."
Hurling himself upon the sea of heaving flesh, Benito began CPR, hands grappling in an attempt to massage appropriate (and perhaps inappropriate) areas of her body.
"Make sure you have a condom donned" sniggered Randy Rambutan, as he slivered to the bar to grab another Ice-G.
No doubt the Ice-G was the latest, coolest substance to be seen consuming, but Crystal Meth it wasn't.
NEXT
Episode 5
How to Enlarge Your Legume
or
The Tumescence
of Tyrone Turnip
